There's no way I'm gonna let this she-thing just waltz in here and destroy Kimmie! That's MY job! Ya hear me?
S4 E6Mad Dogs & Aliens
I'm on vacation! And I'm trying to relax! (to masseur) Toss 'em another one. Go ahead.
RRon
He-ey! He threw another rock at us! (pokes it) OW! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!
(as Kim battles masseur) This is relaxing.
KKim
Vacation's over, Shego.
(standing up) That'll be all, Midas. (to Kim) Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?
KKim
Maybe you should've thought of that before you sprung Drakken.
Who do you think I'm vacationing from?
(parting) OK, I've got a salt blow in five, so listen to my words. (throwing coals as punctuation) I'm not helping Drakken! And I don't know who is! Me... va-ca-tion.
RRon
But –
VACATION! (throws water onto coals, disappears in steam)
RORandom Old Guy
Well, I'm convinced.
[after a VERY long description of his latest ride, followed by an air-guitar solo] Know what I'm saying?
NO! I have no idea what you're saying! You just go on and on and on and on about things no one even cares about!
Dude, you're harshing my prison mellow here, seriously.
And would you stop saying that word?! Seriously!
S4 E7Grande Size Me
[Barkin berates the unhealthy-ness of Bueno Nacho]
RRon
LIES!
KKim
Whoop! Whoop! Over-reaction alert!
RRon
It's your worst nightmare!
You mean the one with Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?
JHJack Hench
That's the downside with working with villians, they are always stealing your stuff! Oh, that reminds me, has anyone seen my stapler?
RRon
[out of breath] K... P! Okay... who wants a piece... of me?
Ooh, something is different about him...
Gawd, what have you done to yerself? You look ghastly, man!
You really should take better care of yourself!
Kim Possible, you have something that doesn't belong to you. Well, technically, it doesn't belong to me either, but I'm a villain, so I don't particularly care!
Ron, this isn't like you!
[Mutated Ron drinks a whole vat of nacho cheese.]
OK, that's like you.
KKim
Wade, we have a major Ron problem, here!
You mean the fact that he's been turned into a fifteen foot tall rampaging behemoth?
MRMutated Ron
[On seeing a giant metal donut] Ahh, donut... Ron want! [bites it] Ow! Ow! Donut hurt Ron! Ron smash!! [The metal donut detaches from the stand and rolls down a hill] Oh, no... donut run away... come back, donut!!
MRMutated Ron
[On seeing a giant clown statue] Ron hate clowns!
[from behind it Kim shoots a roast chicken at him]
MRMutated Ron
Clown throw chicken? Ron smash!!
S4 E8Clothes-Minded
KKim
Whatever you've stolen, give it back!
We haven't stolen a darn thing.
(appears) I've stolen the darn thing, Shego! Let's go!
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