Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil · Season 2
Tonight is Ronaldo's birthday dinner! We have got to get unstuck by 7:00, and we cannot let him see us together!
No one can see us together! And I know just how to get us unstuck.
Oh, no. You're making that daredevil face again. And nothing good ever comes from making that face!
Now, you listen to me, Buttowski! I have 25 minutes till Ronaldo's birthday dinner, and I will be rid of you by then. We are going to do this my way! We're going to Ronaldo's lab, we're getting his anti-sticky solvent! DO YOU GET ME?! [panting heavily; then calmly] Trust me.
I'll just be inside this desk.
[An explosion suddenly goes off]
Okay. You get an "A". And extra credit to anyone who can find my spleen.
[Snowy day in the cul-de-sac… Honey and Brianna are leaving for Brianna's winter pageant, leaving Harold, Kick, and Brad alone for some quality bonding]
[as she and her daughter exit the house] Okay, boys, we're leaving for Brianna's winter pageant. You three should use this time for some male bonding.
[hugs Kick and Brad close to him] Don't worry, honey. I'll make sure we bond real good.
[gets in the car; sternly] And Harold, stay out of my cookie jar. [closes the car door and drives away]
[in unison] Yeah, Mom. Sure thing.
[in unison] Okay, Mom.
Yes, dear! Okay, boys. It's every man for himself.
Sorry you didn't win the election, Kendall.
Sorry you didn't get to sew your face to Kick's.
I guess there's always next year, right?
[turns to her; annoyed] If you run next year, I'll sew your face to the floor.
[Jackie grins sheepishly]
[After Kick and Brianna accidentally broke the air conditioner while squabbling, Harold blames it on Brad and grounds him for the whole summer]
You! [angrily pointing at Brad] You did this! [walks over to him] You broke the only thing that makes summer in this house tolerable!
Huh? I don't even know what you're talking about!
Do you know how much the repairman costs?! We're talking hundreds of dollars! At least tens.
[protesting] It wasn't me! I swear! I SWEAR!
All right, Bri, time for us to come clean and confess that it was us.
[outraged] BRADLEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER!
NOOOO!!!
On second thought, I have a whole summer of stunts planned. None of them in my room!
And I'm leaving for Teena Sometimes' Camp Sometimes. Sometimes a camp, sometimes a salon! I WILL NOT MISS IT!
This is… a perfect score! And it was completed in the shortest time in Mellowbrook history!
That's not fair! I'm the smart one! Step aside and let me show you how it's done!
But if you take the test now, you'll just be the first one to do it second.
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