Jackie Wackerman quotes from Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Jackie

[outraged in shock when Kick told her that he loaned his room to Brad] HE TOOK YOUR ROOM?!

Jackie

[angrily through gritted teeth when Kick is being paired up with Kendall] Kick should be holding my hand! [crunches Gunther's hand tightly]

Gunther

[screams in pain] You're hurting me! [to Kick as Jackie drags him away; begging desperately] Kick, help!

Everyone, listen up. Each duo will choreograph their own routine for a dance-off.

Kick

[takes his hand out of Kendall's; darkly] Get your girly paws off me.

Kendall

You're the one with the girly hands. I am so not dancing with you.

Kick

I'm not dancing with you.

Kendall

I'd rather spend a day in detention than dance with you.

Kick

I'd rather punch myself in the face than dance with you.

Kendall

I'd like to see that.

Kick

Maybe someday you will.

Kendall

Good, then we agree.

Kick

Yes, surprisingly.

But I'm still not dancing with you.

If you don't want to dance, then you fail.

[shocked] Fail?!

Kendall

I can't fail gym!

Kick

Kick Buttowski does not fail.

Jackie

Sorry you didn't win the election, Kendall.

Kendall

Sorry you didn't get to sew your face to Kick's.

Jackie

I guess there's always next year, right?

Kendall

[turns to her; annoyed] If you run next year, I'll sew your face to the floor.