Harold Buttowski quotes from Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Gunther

[opens the box, revealing all the Cowboy Kelly ice cream bars completely melted] I can't believe it! They're all melted!

Kick

[takes out one from his helmet] All but one.

Harold

Ah. I... I can hardly believe it.

Honey

Oh, Kick, you saved your father's birthday party.

Harold

How did you keep it from melting?

Kick

It pays to keep a cool head.

Gunther

Oh, now I know what that means.

Brad

[entering the backyard] Party people, prepare to be saved!

Honey

[as she and her daughter exit the house] Okay, boys, we're leaving for Brianna's winter pageant. You three should use this time for some male bonding.

Harold

[hugs Kick and Brad close to him] Don't worry, honey. I'll make sure we bond real good.

Honey

[gets in the car; sternly] And Harold, stay out of my cookie jar. [closes the car door and drives away]

Kick

[in unison] Yeah, Mom. Sure thing.

Brad

[in unison] Okay, Mom.

Harold

Yes, dear! Okay, boys. It's every man for himself.

Harold

You! [angrily pointing at Brad] You did this! [walks over to him] You broke the only thing that makes summer in this house tolerable!

Brad

Huh? I don't even know what you're talking about!

Harold

Do you know how much the repairman costs?! We're talking hundreds of dollars! At least tens.

Brad

[protesting] It wasn't me! I swear! I SWEAR!

Kick

All right, Bri, time for us to come clean and confess that it was us.

Harold

[outraged] BRADLEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER!

Brad

NOOOO!!!

Kick

On second thought, I have a whole summer of stunts planned. None of them in my room!

And I'm leaving for Teena Sometimes' Camp Sometimes. Sometimes a camp, sometimes a salon! I WILL NOT MISS IT!