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Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil · Season 1, Episode 18

Jackie, Gunther and others in “Dancing with the Enemy / Tattler's Tale”

Jackie

[angrily through gritted teeth when Kick is being paired up with Kendall] Kick should be holding my hand! [crunches Gunther's hand tightly]

Gunther

[screams in pain] You're hurting me! [to Kick as Jackie drags him away; begging desperately] Kick, help!

Mr. Vickle

Everyone, listen up. Each duo will choreograph their own routine for a dance-off.

Kick

[takes his hand out of Kendall's; darkly] Get your girly paws off me.

Kendall

You're the one with the girly hands. I am so not dancing with you.

Kick

I'm not dancing with you.

Kendall

I'd rather spend a day in detention than dance with you.

Kick

I'd rather punch myself in the face than dance with you.

Kendall

I'd like to see that.

Kick

Maybe someday you will.

Kendall

Good, then we agree.

Kick

Yes, surprisingly.

Kick & Kendall

But I'm still not dancing with you.

Mr. Vickle

If you don't want to dance, then you fail.

Kick & Kendall

[shocked] Fail?!

Kendall

I can't fail gym!

Kick

Kick Buttowski does not fail.

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