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Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil · Season 1, Episode 18

Brad, Kick and others in “Dancing with the Enemy / Tattler's Tale”

[Kick and Brad are talking through mirrors from their bedroom windows while they're being grounded for fighting]

Brad

[annoyed] This is all your fault, dillweed! Mom busted us again because of you!

Kick

She's good, but she's not this good.

Brad

Well, she's catching us somehow.

Kick

Yes, somehow. I think we've got a tattler in our midst. (And I'm gonna find out who.)

[Later… the boys' punishment has ended and their mother releases them from their rooms]

Honey

Okay, boys. Punishment is over. Out of your rooms and outside now. [opens the front door, pushing Kick outside] And don't get into any more trouble. [sternly] I mean it, Kick.

Ms. Chicarelli

Hello, Mrs. Buttowski.

Kick

Wait a minute. That silhouette, so familiar. Ms. Chicarelli. It was you! You're the one snitching on me.

Ms. Chicarelli

That's right. It's my responsibility to keep the cul-de-sac safe from the likes of you, troublemaker.

Kick

We were just having fun.

Ms. Chicarelli

You were loud and out of control! Kids are the worst thing to ever happen to the suburbs… [savagely] MY SUBURBS! [Oskar snarls viciously] It used to be so quiet around here, until all of your brats moved in! [turns to Mr. Vickle, who is cutting some bushes] That goes for you too, Mr. Vickle! You stop cutting those bushes so loudly! [back to Kick, who he gives her the death glare in return] And the next time you disrupt even one blade of grass on this cul-de-sac, you'll be serving a lifetime of grounding.

Honey

[kindly] Don't worry, Ms. Chicarelli. Kick will be on his best behavior. [to Kick; sternly] Right, Kick?

Kick

[with his face all red with irritation and through gritted teeth] Yes, Mom.

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