A character in Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
Voiced by Matt Jones
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil · 25 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil: in 6 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Kick Buttowski (5), Brad Buttowski (2), Honey Buttowski (2)
Gunther[removing the thorns from Kick's keister] Stop moving. This is delicate butt surgery.
The guy on TV said carefully!
GuntherDo you want me to get the thorns out or not?
Okay, do another. Go ahead. Do it. Do it! [screams painfully] WHY'D YOU DO IT?!
All right, students, quiet down. Monday is a very special day. Can anyone tell me what that might be?
Gunther[raises his hand] Ooh, ooh, ooh! Spaghetti and meatballs day?
Hmm… Well, there's that. But it's also "Bring your dad to school day."
[The whole class cheers]
GuntherIt's my dad's weekend to get his back shaved, so he'll be all nice and smooth for Monday.
[disgusted] Eww!
[angrily through gritted teeth when Kick is being paired up with Kendall] Kick should be holding my hand! [crunches Gunther's hand tightly]
Gunther[screams in pain] You're hurting me! [to Kick as Jackie drags him away; begging desperately] Kick, help!
Everyone, listen up. Each duo will choreograph their own routine for a dance-off.
[takes his hand out of Kendall's; darkly] Get your girly paws off me.
You're the one with the girly hands. I am so not dancing with you.
I'm not dancing with you.
I'd rather spend a day in detention than dance with you.
I'd rather punch myself in the face than dance with you.
I'd like to see that.
Maybe someday you will.
Good, then we agree.
Yes, surprisingly.
But I'm still not dancing with you.
If you don't want to dance, then you fail.
[shocked] Fail?!
I can't fail gym!
Kick Buttowski does not fail.
[Mr. Vickle, Ms. Chicarelli and the Magnusons are all in the backyard of the Buttowski residence, sweating from the heat on a super hot day to celebrate Harold's birthday party as soon as he gets home]
Poor Mrs. Buttowski. She picked the hottest day in Mellowbrook history to throw her husband's surprise birthday party. [cut to Kick chilling on a lounge chair, non-sweating] And Kick doesn't sweat one drop. How did you do it?
It pays to keep a cool head.
GuntherWhat does that even mean?
[groans] Don't worry, everyone. Ice cream's on the way. Cowboy Kelly ice cream bars. Harold has loved them since he was a little baby and ate one every day. He even shared one on our first date… uh, sort of.
They don't make those anymore.
I know, but there was one box left in deep freeze.
[relieved] Party saved.
[answers her phone as it rings] Hello? [gasps in horrified shock] The truck broke down! NO COWBOY KELLY BARS!
[dismayed] Party unsaved.
I guess that's my cue. Time to save the party.
Gunther[unsure] I don't know, Kick. Remember last time you tried to "save" the party?
Not this time, Gunther. We're hoping to find that truck, get those Cowboy Kelly bars, and save Dad's birthday party.
In your dreams, dill weed. This time, the Brad saves Dad's birthday party.
Hang on! We're going underground!
GuntherI'm afraid of the dark, and giraffes, but that last one doesn't apply!
Gunther[opens the box, revealing all the Cowboy Kelly ice cream bars completely melted] I can't believe it! They're all melted!
[takes out one from his helmet] All but one.
Ah. I... I can hardly believe it.
Oh, Kick, you saved your father's birthday party.
How did you keep it from melting?
It pays to keep a cool head.
GuntherOh, now I know what that means.
[entering the backyard] Party people, prepare to be saved!
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