Kick Buttowski quotes from Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Honey

[as she and her daughter exit the house] Okay, boys, we're leaving for Brianna's winter pageant. You three should use this time for some male bonding.

Harold

[hugs Kick and Brad close to him] Don't worry, honey. I'll make sure we bond real good.

Honey

[gets in the car; sternly] And Harold, stay out of my cookie jar. [closes the car door and drives away]

Kick

[in unison] Yeah, Mom. Sure thing.

Brad

[in unison] Okay, Mom.

Harold

Yes, dear! Okay, boys. It's every man for himself.

Harold

You! [angrily pointing at Brad] You did this! [walks over to him] You broke the only thing that makes summer in this house tolerable!

Brad

Huh? I don't even know what you're talking about!

Harold

Do you know how much the repairman costs?! We're talking hundreds of dollars! At least tens.

Brad

[protesting] It wasn't me! I swear! I SWEAR!

Kick

All right, Bri, time for us to come clean and confess that it was us.

Harold

[outraged] BRADLEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER!

Brad

NOOOO!!!

Kick

On second thought, I have a whole summer of stunts planned. None of them in my room!

And I'm leaving for Teena Sometimes' Camp Sometimes. Sometimes a camp, sometimes a salon! I WILL NOT MISS IT!

Ms. Fitzpatrick

This is… a perfect score! And it was completed in the shortest time in Mellowbrook history!

Kendall

That's not fair! I'm the smart one! Step aside and let me show you how it's done!

Kick

But if you take the test now, you'll just be the first one to do it second.