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Kenny vs. Spenny · Season 1, Episode 2

“Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?” quotes from Kenny vs. Spenny

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“Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Kenny (5), Spenny (2)

The only reason I'm kinda looking forward to it is I hear you actually can go crazy and hallucinate.

[After only 6 hours of being awake]

I, uh...I feel pretty good...pretty good... Spencer, umm...Spencer, how are you feeling?

How am I feeling? I've been up for 6 hours. I don't even want to be shot now. People are gonna wanna see me after I've been awake for 24 hours. This is ridiculous. I'm not even gonna be tired until 3 or 4 in the morning, so we're just wasting tape.

[Camera pans over to Kenny "sleeping"]

Very funny.

This is like a dream competition for me. I drink as much coffee as I want and eventually I hallucinate.

MDr. Moldofsky

We're at the sleep disorders clinic at the Center for Sleep and Chronobiology with Spenny and Benny.

Kenny.

Kenny.

MDr. Moldofsky

[laughing] Kenny and Benny.

You need some sleep.

So what are ways that I can stay awake?

GDr. Goldfield

What we do! We pull our hair [pulls hair] ow, ow! And we clench our anus, haha!

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