If it wasn't for spell check I would be legally retarded.
[Reaching in his pants]
Oh god, where's a forklift when you need it?
What is going on? You're peeing on the -
Well I'm nervous get away!
You're dribbling like an old ma - You're getting it all over the floor!
[Laughing] It's just pee!
I'm peeing - are you trying to get a look at my dick?!
[Laughing] It's not - that's not your dick what is that!?
[Laughing] It is my dick! It's my dick! Don't look!
[Laughing] Oh my God! Disqualification! Disqualification! What are you insane? What the hell is that, is that piss?!
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