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Kenan & Kel · Season 1

Kenan & Kel Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

That's not necessarily so. Those bug men could've just taken all your stuff back to headquarters to make sure they sprayed everything really good.

[after Sheryl kicks him out of the living room] Fine! I don't wanna be in your stupid old book club, anyhow! Oh, and by the way; I found Petals of Sorrow to be amateurish, The Exposition was tedious, and the characters were one-dimensional! Heard what I said?! One-dimensional!

You just lost a customer bub, I'm never taking any free stuff from this store again!

All we have to do is make it seem that Chris' life is interesting. Give me the phone.

Oh I see where your going with this. When Chris' brother sees him with this phone he will be so impressed!

At the end of every episode, a discussion following this template takes place:

Kel, grab (At this point, Kenan lists several items, usually with no logical relation, such as a cow, a sandbag, a television and a pound of butter) and meet me at the (Kenan names a random location). Now come on, (some weird nickname e.g. Skippy!)

But where do I find those things? (Kel then makes several complaints regarding the items). KE-KENAN!! Awww, here it goes!

Kel, get a bucket of glue and meet me at the church. Let's go on to the church.

Kenan! No, no! You're gonna get people all sticky. Kenan, thou shalt not glue! K-Kenan? Aw, here it goes!

Grab some Peanut Butter and some snow shoes and meet me down at the bus stop.

Grab some bread, some sticks, and some bread sticks, and meet me at the lagoon. Come on, Fosty!

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