[looking at the map, while he and Kel are in the storage room of Rigby's] Here's Rigby's, and here we are in the storage room, and I figure I'm standing right about...
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...here, where my thumb is.
[he is standing on Kenan's left side] Okay, where am I standing?
Kenan': You're right by my thumb.
Look! Now I'm on the other side of your thumb!
You're on the other side of intelligent! Now, hush, so I can find the safe! Okay; it says "safe" right here...
Or "sofa"...
PDPrincipal Dimly
Well, hello, Kenan...Kel. And you must be the Rockmores!
WBWilliam Buckman III
Roger! I am Roger, Kenan's father! Roger!
MMartha
And I am...uh...who am I again?
[Whispering loudly in Martha's ear] Sheryl!
MMartha
Oh, yeah; I'm...Sterile.
[Feigning laughter] No, no...Sheryl...is your name, Mom; you joker...
PDPrincipal Dimly
Well, it's nice to meet both of you. Why don't we step into my office.
[Stops Martha] Nothing! Say...nothin '!
[After Kenan's scheme for his fake parents to meet his principal backfires] Who are all of you?
WBWilliam Buckman III
Er, uh... we're the Rockmores!
SSheryl
We're the Rockmores.
PDPrincipal Dimly
I'm confused.
I'm outta here.
Uh!
[starts to cry] I'm in trouble.
KKKenan and Kel
[Both are tied up on the shop floor, crying] WE'VE BEEN ROBBED BY A CLOWN!!
[To the audience, after the show] Well, now; that show was really frustratin'.
Tell me about it.
Yeah, but at least we learned...yet another important lesson.
Oh, you mean that there's--there are some things more important than money, like...health...friendship...education...and that we shouldn't put all of our hopes and dreams into...one silly lottery ticket...because, life is too short...and too precious...to take for granted?
What are you talkin' about?! That's not the lesson, cookie dough!
[Imitating Kenan] Oh...[snorts]...it's not?
[Imitating Kel] "Oh...[snorts]...it's not"?
[Normal voice] No, it's not! See, the lesson is...if ever there's something important...
Yeah?
...YOU'RE GONNA SCREW IT UP!
GDr. Goyer
[After looking at Kel's X-ray] Good grief! Look at that!
Oh, my ribs are broken; I knew it!
GDr. Goyer
No; your ribs are just bruised, but...
But?...
GDr. Goyer
But, Kel's insides appear to be...bright orange?
Oh; well, you see...Kel loves orange soda.
GDr. Goyer
Is this true?
KKKenan and Kel
[In unison] Mm-hmm.
I do, I do, I do...ooh.
GDr. Goyer
Well, for your insides to get bright orange, you'd have to drink...four or five gallons of orange soda every day.
Yeah, Doctor; so what's your point?
[to Kel] Oh, man. Your insides are more orange than a Nickelodeon logo!
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