Flash quotes from Justice League

Flash

And what about this Katma Tui?

I'm not sure what happened to her. She was the Green Lantern who trained John.

Hawkgirl

They must have been close.

Very close.

Flash

Aha, I knew it! Johnny does have a kink in his armor. Bob and Terry's.

Delicious!

Flash

Riiight. Stick with me big guy, I'll open up a whole new world for you. [Runs over to TV] Hey, check this out! People's exhibit B; [[w:Old Yeller (1957 film)|Old Yeller]].

Delicious!

Flash

Ah, you must be the mystery woman.

Katma Tui

And you must be?

Flash

Delighted to meet you.

Katma Tui

Then we start over. I trained you once, I can do it again.

Green Lantern

Back to basics? I don't think so.

Katma Tui

The problem with half the Corps, you included, is that once you learn to use your rings like jackhammers, you forget the subtleties of manipulation and control!

Green Lantern

I know, I know - "the mind is the weapon, not the metal."

Katma Tui

At least you remember that much. It's time to relearn what you've learned.

Green Lantern

Now you sound like Yoda.

Katma Tui

Look, you have two choices: let me help you retune your mental disciplines, or you can live with your emerald impotence.

Flash

Impotence? [John and Katma look at him] Right...I-I was just goin' over there...

Flash

Okay, we are officially spooked here.

Hear me, o children of Kalanor. Behold, I am the Py'tar, the living soul of this planet. Despero is a great deceiver. He has misused my power for his own petty ends. I say unto thee the Py'tar is not a source of hatred, but a beacon of hope. In times gone by, Kalanor was a paradise. It can be again. But thou must reject the dark ways of Despero and step into the light. The choice is thine.

Batman

What are you doing?

The Flash

Trying every possible combination.

Batman

9-1-9-3-9. [Date that the first Batman comic was published in Detective Comics]

Flash

How'd you know?

Batman

They're the numbers I use. How did you get out?

Flash

I sped up my heart until it looked like it flat-lined.

Batman

I didn't know you could do that.

Flash

Neither did I, but I had to come up with something if you weren't going to.

Batman

I couldn't - not with him anticipating everything I could ever think of. But who could anticipate you?

Flash

Wow, Supes, you really know how to bring down the house! [Justice Lord Superman picks Flash up and raises his fist but then hesitates] Can't do it, can you? I'm the last piece of your conscience, and this is the one thing you'll never do.

Lord Superman

I've done a lot of things I thought I'd never do these past two years. One more won't hurt.

Ladies and gentlemen, it seems we have an unexpected guest. Not that we should be surprised. I mean, you're a superhero. You don't have to wait for an invitation. You go where you want, when you want. Right?

Flash

Yeah, but... we're the good guys!

Of course you are! And I'm sure you can account for the fact that since your so-called 'Justice League' formed, white-collar crime is up three percent!

Flash

White-collar? That's not really our...

Or maybe you'd care to explain why, on your watch, fifty percent of marriages now end in divorce... and the other fifty percent in death!

Role models? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called "Wonder Woman".

Wonder Woman

I will not tolerate this!

Green Lantern

Princess, I don't like Godfrey anymore than you do, but in this country, the man's entitled to his opinion. However boneheaded it is.

Flash

Democracy in action. Hey, didn't the Greeks invent that?

Wonder Woman

And what's wrong with the way I dress?!

Flash

[carefully] Uh... you wanna take that?

Green Lantern

He torched the sewers.

Flash

[Grinning] I was wondering what that smell was.

Flash

Let's say I believe you, how do we stop it - uh, them?

Two ways. Pure light from Mophir's gem drives spirits back into Heart of Darkness.

Flash

Great. What's the second way?

Separate host's head from body.

Flash

... Bummer.

Green Lantern

[possessed] You've lost, human.

Flash

Maybe you're right. Maybe it is hopeless. But like Granny Flash used to say: "Why curse the dark, when you can light up a 700,000 watt candle!"

Superman

How can we stop it?

There is one possibility. To halt the process we would need to create an Einstein-Rosen Bridge to drain off the affecting anti-fusion matter.

Flash

Create a what to do what?

Hawkgirl

Make a wormhole to suck away the bad stuff.

Flash

Oh.

Flash

[dreaming] Oh... Swirly lights... fuzzy grilled cheese... [wakes up] Huh? What happened?

Wonder Woman

Flash, you did it!

Superman

You saved everyone today.

Wonder Woman

How are you feeling?

Flash

Actually, kind of faint! [to Wonder Woman] I think I need some mouth-to-mouth.

Hawkgirl

[quickly] He's fine.

Flash

[after Batman blows up a robot] Hey! That was my bad guy!

Batman

[to Green Lantern] Happy? [walking away] Call me when it's important. And not before.