Flash quotes from Justice League

Flash

[elbowing through crowd] Sorry, official world-saving business.

Are you on the list?

Wonder Woman

This is an emergency. We're with the Justice League.

Heh. Sure, lady. [gestures to costumed party-goers, some dressed as superheroes] So are they.

Wonder Woman

Morgaine's here!

Flash

Yeah, I kind of gathered that.

Etrigan

You stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for heroes!

Wonder Woman

It can't be....

Etrigan

Oh, really, your highness?! Take another look! I pursued that witch for centuries, and yet you've blindly ignored my warnings and doomed the world!

Wonder Woman

Enough! [slaps him]

Etrigan

[rubs jaw] The truth hurts, doesn't it, Princess?

Wonder Woman

Why don't you go straight to-

Flash

[rushing in] More bad news!

Flash

[putting the Philosopher's Stone in the Watchtower vault] Ha. I'd like to see her try and get it now.

Etrigan

Be careful what you wish for, little man.

Flash

Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine? As far as I'm concerned, this mission's over. The world's safe again and I for one am gonna kick back. So go find some other house to haunt! [leaves]

Wonder Woman

He didn't mean that.

Etrigan

Do you think I care?

Get out of my castle! [Fires blasts at Flash and Wonder Woman]

Flash

Whoa, the kid's got chops too.

Wonder Woman

The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

You heard me?! Let's see your identity papers. Now!

Flash

Sorry, but my identity's a secret. Chicks dig that whole "man of mystery" thing.

Flash

Bats, you're starting to scare me.

I scare a lot of people.

Hawkgirl

Whose hand is that?

Flash

Sorry.

Flash

I say we let 'em waste each other.

Hawkgirl

Since when do we do what you say?

So small, all of you. And so meaningless. There's nothing I want from you anymore. None of you has anything to offer me now.

Wonder Woman

Where did he go?

Where gods belong.

Lex Luthor

Oh stop. He's just a machine. I don't care how much power he has, he's no god.

Superman

Then why do I have a feeling that if he ever comes back, you're going to be doing a lot of praying?

Perhaps we'll all be praying.

Flash

Say no more.

Batman

I wasn't intending to.

Flash

What were you working on?

Nothing. I was taking a nap.

That was some sweet banter, Uncle Flash, but what's a cur?

Flash

It's... a bad person! I guess...

OK... So why didn't you just say that?

Flash

Well, I...

And do people really talk so much when they fight?

Flash

I, uh... Hey! How'd you like a snack?

Where's my food?

The Flash

Are you French?

No.

The Flash

Then there's no food.

You'll do. [Boy bites The Flash's left leg]

Flash

Hey, we can't just leave, what's to stop somebody else from taking control of that thing.

Green Lantern

That.

Flash

Lucky for The Big K we've got Martian care on our League HMO.

Bolovax physiology is very similar to my own.

Hawkgirl

And how much of this is guesswork?

I would rather not say.