Flash quotes from Justice League

Flash

Weird. Am I the only one creeped out here? Where is everyone?

Solovar

Perhaps the shield frightened them.

Flash

Could be. But usually, when a city looks this empty, flesh-eating zombies are involved.

Green Lantern

You watch too many movies.

Flash

Maybe you don't watch enough!

[fires at Flash, only to suddenly find him next to her] How...

Flash

You blinked.

Gorilla Grodd

People of Central City! The age of hairless, simple-minded humanity is over! Today, a new age dawns. Today, Grodd rules. [crowd cheers] Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor!

Flash

Hey, who you calling slow?!

Green Lantern

Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.

Solovar

Flash! I can't hold them off much longer!

Flash

How much do you weigh?

Solovar

About four hundred of your pounds. Why do you AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

Grodd

You're a bigger fool than I thought.

Flash

Oh yeah?! Well, you're... naked!

Grodd

[preparing to don his helmet] The world will miss your sparkling intellect. Goodbye, Flash.

Flash

Not bad, huh? I outsmarted a super-genius!

Green Lantern

Guess you're not as dumb as you look.

Flash

Yeah! and I... Hey, I resent that! Nobody makes a monkey out of me!

Wonder Woman

If only Aresia could have learned to see the noble qualities of men.

Flash

[eating a donut] I definitely could have taught that bad babe a thing or two about guys. Too bad we never met. [washes it down with a soda; burps]

Wonder Woman

Maybe it's... just as well.

Green Lantern

I know it sounds corny, but those comics taught me what it meant to be a hero. Without them... well, maybe I wouldn't have this ring today.

Flash

Oh-KAY.

Flash

Hey, Cookie.

Hawkgirl

One word and you'll be the fastest man alive WITH A LIMP.

If you'll excuse me, Mr. Mayor, but I'll be taking off with my "chill" gotten gains.

Flash

Chill out, Blizzard. We're putting you on ice!

Forgive me if I give you the cold shoulder.

Flash

Like I said, you never had a snowball's chance in-

Flash, look!

Flash

You've gotta be kidding.

Ha! You can't escape my killing chill.

Flash

I'm just getting warmed up!

Etrigan

For the past generation she has hidden from me, but I will never rest until her soul burns in the Eternal Pit.

Flash

And I thought Bats was creepy.

Etrigan

The witch has an amulet which can sense when I'm drawing near.

Flash

With that stench, who needs an amulet?

Flash

Harv Hickman? The magazine publisher?

Wonder Woman

You know his work?

Flash

I, uh, only read it for the articles.