Flash quotes from Justice League

Flash

Aren't you gonna thank me?

Hawkgirl

Down, boy.

We don't want any doubt about our final judgement, do we?

No, we don't. But who will speak for John Stewart?

Flash

Don't you have any lawyers here?

We solved our lawyer problem a long time ago.

However, you could speak for him, if you wish.

But be aware, if you lose, you'll share the same penalty as the accused.

Flash

The same penalty? You mean... that's crazy!

No, that's how we solved our lawyer problem.

Flash

Uh, looks like we've got a surprise witness.

Surprise witness? He was nowhere near the crime, what kind of witness could he be?

Flash

A big scary one.

How much more must we hear? We demand an immediate judgment!

Flash

I object!

[in unison, clearly irritated] OVERRULED!

Flash

I'm sorry. I did everything I could.

Green Lantern

I wish you hadn't.

Flash

[being moved toward the execution chamber] Whoa, time out! I want an appeal!

Green Lantern

Will you show some dignity for once in your life?

Flash

This isn't right. We can't just sit here.

Green Lantern

We have to. Think of the others like us. We all need to be held accountable. We have too much power not to be.

Flash

And I had those flames out before the firemen even stepped off their trucks.

Hawkgirl

That's fast.

Flash

Fastest man alive.

Hawkgirl

Which might explain why you can't get a date.

Flash

Yeah... Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

Copperhead

I keep telling you, I don't know anything! I'm just...

... "an innocent victim of circumstances".

Flash

Yeah, yeah, we know.

Superman

Copperhead, when are you going to get some sense and tell us where Luthor is?!

Copperhead

[not intimidated] Oooh, this must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts.

Superman

I'm warning you...

Copperhead

What are you gonna do, boy-scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?

Superman

[drops Copperhead, and turns to two guards] Take him back to a holding cell.

Copperhead

[being taken away] Hasta la vista! [hisses]

Flash

[sarcastically] That went well.

Superman

How does Batman do it?

Flash

Picture it - The sun. The sea. Hundreds of women just like her running around, and me: the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever. Oh, and look what I brought: Iced mochas for everyone! Sweet.

I fail to see the attraction.

Flash

Man, you really are from Mars.

Perhaps we should concentrate on finding the relic.

Flash

No problem. [Flash grabs the crystal, speeds into the temple, and returns carrying the pot with the relic] See? That was easy. [a giant, fire breathing snake emerges from the ground] Or not!

Batman

He swore revenge on those that mocked him, and several later disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Wonder Woman

I have a pretty good idea what happened to them.

Flash

EW!

Batman

Don’t touch that.

Flash

Oops!

Batman

Don’t touch anything! We don’t know what kind of powers we’re dealing with.

Flash

Ugh - what's that smell?

Wonder Woman

Don't ask.

Thank you for your assistance. But now that your usefulness is over...Petropa kis- WHAT?!

Flash

You're not the only one with an ace up your sleeve.

W-what is this?

Hippolyta

You brought men here? To Themyscira?!

Flash

Easy, boy. We'll have you back behind monkey bars before we know it.

Solovar

Get your stinking paws off me, you filthy human!

Flash

Say what?!

Flash

I can't think - I'm tired and hungry...

Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?

Flash

Cream and 37 sugars. [the detective starts, then looks at him incredulously] Really.

Flash

Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that...

Green Lantern

He talked to you?

Flash

Yeah, right after I stopped his car.

Green Lantern

I'm supposed to believe this?

Flash

Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.