Kalibak quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Virman Vundabar

Kalibak, Kalibak, Kalibak... I have used every vile punishment, every known torture, yet still you refuse to join Virman Vundabar's noble cause.

Kalibak

You're about as noble as my armpit.

Virman Vundabar

Very well, you've forced me to my last resort! [reaches into his uniform] Cake! [Kalibak licks his lips, but then spits at Vundabar] Oh, did I say that was my last resort? My mistake, I have one more! [activates torture device]

Kalibak

Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother. And his cow.

Big Barda

Arrogant worm! How dare you -! [swings at him]

Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.

Mr. Miracle

He's right. We've got bigger problems.

Virman Vundabar

Indeed you do, fools! Much bigger! And, oh, how I will delight in watching you fail! [Barda blasts the monitor] Very interesting...but futile.

Kalibak

Saved by a female!

[To Big Barda] Guess you'd better drop him. [Big Barda starts to drop him] KIDDING!

Kalibak

Vundabar's not done with us yet!

Hope you're happy!

Kalibak

Indeed I am!

Shouldn't we...?

Mr. Miracle

And spoil their fun?