JoJo's Bizarre Adventure · Season 1
[After Mikitaka proclaims to Josuke and Okuyasu that he is, in fact, an alien.]
Ahahahaha...
Dude, it's cool. You can drop the act now. Keep going and you'll ruin it. Here, have some tissues.
[Josuke holds out a pack of tissues to Mikitaka. Mikitaka looks at them for a moment, before picking them up and eating them.]
Thank you. It was quite delicious.
..................
[Josuke and Okuyasu discover that the ice cream shop they normally go to is closed.]
Would you like some ice cream?
It's that guy...
Well? Would you like some?
Well, yeah. But they're closed. It can't be helped.
Oh no! Helped is something it most certainly can be! I happen to have some with me...
[Okuyasu and Josuke stare as Mikitaka retrieves two cold ice cream cones from his bag.]
This is to thank you for the tissues. A token of gratitude, if you will.
Earth seems like a very nice place. I like it.
My name is Nu Mikitakazo N'shi. I have lived 216 of your Earth years. I am employed as an intergalactic pilot. My hobbies include caring for animals.
[To Rohan] I've figured it out! The sirens were coming here! Your house is on fire!
Uh, sorry about yesterday. The fire was, um, pretty bad, right?
Yeah. I had a complete replica of the Drexel Heritage furniture used in the movie Pretty Woman, valued at 2.5 million, which was damaged beyond repair. Not that I care or anything.
Sorry, but I refuse!
What!?
You should know that one of Rohan Kishibe's pastimes is saying "NO!" to fools who think they're tough shit! So, I'm afraid your meal has been cancelled!
[summoning Echoes Act 3] Do it, Act 3.
[Manifested by Koichi to teach a rude nurse a lesson] Okay, master! Let's kill da ho! Beeeeitoch!
Yup. Since you've gotten a clean bill of health from Crazy Diamond, when I pound your ass into the ground, I can avoid looking like a coward, right?!
Man, I feel so invigorated! I feel like it's the early hours of New Year's day, and I just put on a fresh pair of my favorite underwear!
I'll remain with this pylon. This all started because I found it, and this happened because I turned into a wire and climbed all the way up here.
I can be useful, too. I wanted you guys to be proud of me, and that's why I did it. Even though Okuyasu told me to stay out of it. I got what I deserved.
Please don't worry about me. If I think of it as if it were the inside of a spaceship, it seems quite spacious.
Josuke, I thought you were defeated, but I guess you had already won.
[Referring to Toyohiro.]
New Morioh landmark: the guy who lives on a pylon. He lives completely self-sufficiently, but if you bring him salt or snacks, he'll be happy and let you take pictures with him. He's a bit shy, so he wears a mask and won't tell you his real name.
(impatiently) Yuya, for the last time, where is the scent coming from!?
I imagined, regardless of Josuke's tough exterior, plopping his mother before his eyes would certainly stir up pangs of dread.
I'm having such fun with the attention you're giving me. The fact that you're giving me attention out of fear, that is.
Now, I believe I asked you to tell me your name.
What did you do to my boyfriend? He was right here before—
DON'T EVER ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION! YOU DID LEARN PROPER ETIQUETTE WHILE YOU WERE IN SCHOOL, NOW DIDN'T YOU?! I'M ASKING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
Minako! My name is Minako!
[instantly calming down] Minako. Hmm. What a beautiful name your parents bestowed upon you. I approve. [Kills her with Killer Queen]
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