JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season 1 quotes

(after Joseph and Polareff feed Mannish Boy baby food, not knowing Kakyoin laced it with Manish Boy's feces) Ba-dum-tss.

HAIL 2 U!

ARE YOU REALLY MUHAMMAD AVDOL?!

No, stop this charade. You're not the real Sherry. My Sherry is gone, dead! You're nothing but... [kills fake Sherry] A hunk of dirt!!

(After finding Cameo's hiding place) HELL 2 U.

Last but not least, my fourth wish is to not grant a single one of your pitiful wishes. My Magician's Red forgives no one, especially not you.

(after Magician's Red fries Cameo) Ba-dum-tss!

(After being told they can speak through their Stands instead of sign language while underwater) Aww, man. And I have one hand signal I'm ready to show..." (shows the hand signal)

"Your underwear is showing."

"YEAH!!"

(thought) I can't believe it! He actually threw the dog...

Jotaro

(After seeing N'Doul use his own stand to fatally wound himself.) Why did you-

Jotaro... You... You thought you could... You thought you could manipulate me and force me to tell you information regarding the other eight Stand users, didn't you? Ugh! I'm very well aware... that Joseph Joestar's Hermit Purple can view into the minds of others... Ugh! You'll never get inside my head, and I'll never tell you anything that you could use against my master... Ah ha ha ha...!

Jotaro

DIO... I don't understand why you're so loyal to him. Are you honestly telling me... that you'd die for him?

Jotaro... You're right, you don't understand. Fear of death holds no place in my heart. Hah! Because of the power of my Stand, I've always been able to live a life unencumbered by such inconsequential fears like death. I could always win any fight. I could have and do whatever I wanted... Killing and stealing were absolutely meaningless to me. You should talk to the mutt about it. I'm sure he knows how I feel. DIO was the first person, who was able to look deep within my soul and find something more. He was the one who gave me a desire to live. That glorious force of nature, he was so strong, so wise, so beautiful! He was the one and only person in my life to ever see a purpose for my existence. I waited such a long time, for an opportunity to meet him. I will gladly die for my master's sake. (coughs) But no matter what, I refuse to do anything that would disappoint him... (vomits blood) And after all, evil or not, a scoundrel needs someone to put his faith in... (chuckles) I'll tell you this before I go; You should know what my name is N'Doul, and my Stand hails from Egypt, the birthplace of the Tarot; It's referred to as one of the Nine Gods of Egypt, Geb of the great Ennead. We call it the God of the Earth...

Jotaro

Nine Egyptian Gods? What does that mean?

Ha ha ha! Sorry, but I'll only tell you about my Stand. It's only fair since you're the one who ended up stopping me, but info on my compatriots goes with me to my grave...

Our cards are the God of knowledge Thoth, and the God of creation Khnum! We are the Oingo Boingo brothers!

And so, the brothers eventually gave up on their mission. The battle was over, and after all the chaos and the pain, Jotaro and the others were none the wiser.

Ba-dum-tss!

I did it! I win! Master DIO, I've exterminated Jotaro. I, Anubis, have finally put him down. Victory is mine!

Just forget it. You're not going to be able to pull out that blade. Give up already. I'm not sure you're tiny brain has realized it, but I've surpassed Star Platinum. And now the final thrust...

Jotaro

The...final thrust?

Yes, precisely! Once I slice open your bowels, Master DIO will rejoice!

Jotaro

Please, stop this... Don't drive the blade any further. It...it'll be murder...

Nice try, but you won't get any mercy from me! I CAN'T WAIT TO SPILL YOUR GUTS!

Hey! Yoohoo! Oh, fishies, look down here! Come on, swim over to me! (They swim away) Hey, wait! Where are you going?! Hey, Mr. Crab! It's a pleasure to meet ya'! Would you mind doing me a favor and taking me ashore? I'll give you something yummy.(it walks away) WAIT, Mr. Crab, you just can't leave me here! I'll be rusted through in a couple of days! Please, help me! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! (cries)OOOOH HO HO, I'M SO ALONE!