[Hazamada, thinking back on other times he used his Stand to replicate other people.]
HHazamada
The other day, I had it copy my crush, Junko, so I could have my way with her, but I got pissed off because it kept doing things to piss me off, so I never even got anywhere. Doesn't anyone in this world have a decent personality? Damn it!
[A high school girl, mistaking Surface's imitation for the real Josuke, hands it a love letter.]
HHazamada
Why the hell did you accept that? Rip this stupid thing up!
[Hazamada rips up the letter.]
HHazamada
Damn it... What the hell is the difference between you and me?
SSurface
Why does that even matter?
SSurface
You don't have time to waste, do you?
HHazamada
Who the hell do you think you're talking to?!
[Hazamada punches Surface in the face, accompanied with a dull thunk. He ends up with a wound on his hand.]
SSurface
You scraped your hand? That was dumb. I'm made of wood, remember?
[Hazamada attacks his Stand once more, this time with his bag.]
HHazamada
Shut up! Get away from me!