Robert E. O. Speedwagon quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Will Zeppeli

I leave you this clue, "There were no Vikings in the land of Norway until the North Wind came and created." If you as so much spill a drop of viento....I do not care how well you utterly defeat him, I will abandon you here and now!

Speedwagon

Oi! Have you lost your mind!?

Will Zeppeli

I know what I'm doing!

Jonathan

I understand. I will be like Vikings and brave this hardship.

Zeppeli

That sounded wonderful, JoJo. I see you've learned the Overdrive well.

Jonathan

So I should stand here, right?

Zeppeli

No, try two paces to the left. Two pounds say I'm right.

Huh? What just shocked me!?

Zeppeli

Molto benio

Huh? What? Who are you?

Jonathan

Something's wrong with this boy. Did I overdo it with my Hamon?

Zeppeli

No, It's not just him. Look around us.

Jonathan

This is-

Speedwagon

A graveyard!

Zeppeli

Seems like we're the "nice catch" here. The boy must have been hypnotized.

Speedwagon

Jonathan! It's him!

Dio

The sun has set... You will not live to see another!

Dio

You should save your breath. You're going to need it for all the screaming I have in store for you! Tarukus! Bruford! Arise and fight at my command! Make their screams resound as testament to my power!

Speedwagon

Where did are they come from!?

Jonathan

Hide, Pocoloco!

Dio

Their story of betrayal touched a nerve. From the earth, I've brought them life anew! I life they are mighty, now they are invincible!

wreeyyy... We have sworn fealty to Dio...

We will laid waste this world! It is beyond redemption!

Speedwagon

The hatred they bore when they died had 300 years to ferment! Dio turned their knighthood into monsters! Have your wits about you, JoJoJo

This is itǃǃ The coup de gras -- I shall slice off your head and bathe myself in your life-giving blood!

Speedwagon

MISTER JOESTAAAARǃǃ

Zeppeli

What?!

Jonathan

I THINK NOT!ǃ HWAAAHHǃ

Jonathan

Water's not the only thing that conducts Hamonǃ METAL SILVER OVERDRIVEǃǃ

Zeppeli

Amazing! He channeled Hamon through Bruford's sword and hoist his pinard!

Jonathan

How my heart resonates! I'm pulsing with heat and life! My very blood is a symphony within me!

Speedwagon

He did it! 'Bout time we heard the crackle of Hamon!

Jonathan

(Monolongue) Bruford...For a moment, I felt something a miss. His past only complicates his current state. Take heart, JoJo. That man is no longer here. He's a zombie who intends to spread his evil! You must be the one to stop him!

I am the Black Knight Bruford! It will take more than pain to stop me!

Jonathan

A moment ago, you said this pain was nothing. That means… pain is something you can feel again.

Zeppeli

The flowers, they’re blooming all around him. Even now, the Hamon ravages the evil that animates Bruford’s long dead corpse. You see, the long-forgotten pain came back. Only humans know that sort of ache. Observe, my dear Speedwagon. His zombie body succumbs to the Hamon, but his noble soul is redeemed in the process.

I have now reached a bizarre peace. I no longer resent this world... How ironic that I granted life anew, only to be struck down with gratitude to the one who fell me a second time... And now I shall return to my true master...I would like to know the name of he who bested me. Would you do me that honor?

Your name, please.

Jonathan

Jonathan Joestar.

Sir Jonathan... I leave you this sword, given to me by my precious Queen, and the word engraved upon it: luck. [Bruford uses his blood to add a 'P' to the beginning of the word 'luck' engraved onto his sword.] But first, let me affix my own benediction: pluck.

Jonathan

Sir Bruford!

Jonathan

Rest in peace, Bruford. You've earned it. Such irony! Such a bizarre fate! Why did I have to kill him to save his soul!? Even sent to his death cursing the world, he had such pride! He had such a noble heart! But he had no say in being dragged back by Dio, and the power of the stone mask! I shall them both to Hell before the dawn breaks!

Speedwagon

JoJo! Behind you!

Jonathan

Tarukus!

Jonathan

You villain! That was the armor of a steadfast friend and comrade! He died with honor and dignity!

HE DIED LIKE A SPINELESS DOG! He was too clever by half, liked winning his fights by thinking. I just hit ‘em until they fall to pieces! What use have I got for clever? I carry a sword as tall as a man! None of you will get an easy death! UYYYURRY!

Speedwagon

Tarukus rammed straight into the wall!

Zeppeli

Thank your stars he did. Unlike their master, Dio's minions are not able to regenerate! He will not bother us!

Zeppeli

He's nothing more than bloodlust given flesh! Even with his bones smashed to smithereens... He keeps climbing! Our goal is to defeat Dio, but we cannot with Tarukus dogging us like this. He must be dealt with, here and now! JoJo, it's perilous! Take the lad there within!

(Thought while crawling through a window) Those monsters said they'll attack the village. If that JoJo guy dies, no one will be able to stop them! What if they hurt Sis? I have to protect her no matter what! (Outloud as he gets inside) Sis! I'm standing up to them now!

Jonathan

Stay back! He'll kill you!

Uyyyurry! Stay out of this fight you brat!

That hurt a lot... But I'm still in one piece... (pulls the lever, letting Speedwagon and Zeppeli in) I did good, right?

Speedwagon

You did well, Poco. Go get him, Zeppeli! Show the bastard what for!

Lord Dio, it is done. They are dead.

Speedwagon

This brutal savagery is unbelievable!

Zeppeli

Freely...Freely...Freely I give you this. My ultimate technique. ULTIMATE DEEP PASS OVERDRIVE! T-TAKE IT! MAKE IT YOURS!

Why is shredding tears for such an evil creature?

Speedwagon

He and Dio spent their youth together. Dio was like a brother to him. But as for me, I'll be singing in praise. Baron Zepelli, do you see? JoJo did it! Dio's dead! It may be an exaggeration, but JoJo saved the world this night!

Speedwagon

(After saving Speedwagon from crooks) Why can’t you ever just think things through, JoJo?

I do, in fact, a great deal. Mostly about how best to keep you and Granny Erina safe. You two are the only family that I’ve got.

Speedwagon

(Narrator) He may have his grandfather’s face, but he’s far from being a gentleman.

You're it!

Speedwagon

Destroy him.

Happy! Joy! Nice to meetcha! How you pose for me? Show me happy. Show me silly. Now how about you show those pearly whites?