Johnny Test · Season 1
[When cartoon characters Dawg and Bone enter the real world.]
OW! You hit us with frying pans!
Since when does that hurt? [He and Bone hit each other with frying pans and their faces are completely flat. They shake their heads and they return to normal.] That is always funizle!
Oh, no. They're from a squash and stretch cartoon!
And that means?
They can't get hurt in our world, but we can!
[When Dawg and Bone are about to be blown up with dynamite.]
This is a new one.
[Johnny and Dukey hit Dawg and Bone with frying pans to which onlookers laugh.]
Hey, that was kinda funny!
[Dawg and Bone shake their heads to return normal and then pull out large laser guns.]
Not funny anymore! Run!
[When Johnny, Dukey, Susan and Mary enter the cartoon world.]
And you still don't see anything familiar about this cartoon?
Nope. Ok, Dawg. Do it!
You got it, Johnny.
[He and Bone hit Johnny and Dukey with frying pans and their faces are completely flat.]
Awesome!
[When Johnny and Dukey are mutated back into Johnny X and Super Pooch. Dukey opens his mouth furiously.]
If you don't have anything nice or encouraging to say, then don't say anything.
[Dukey covers his mouth resignedly.]
Good boy. Now, to Pork Belly!
What do these mutant dorks look like anyway?
[An explosion blasts away part of Johnny's room, revealing two mutant agent robots.]
They look like that. Oh, and the capes were their idea, not mine.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Super Duper Power Poots!
Oh, crud!
Ok, everyone say "Power Poots!"
POWER POOTS!!!
So Johnny Test thinks he can blow off choir class again?
I'm right here!
Oh, right. I forgot, you haven't grown like the others. Ok, sing a sad note, everyone.
[When deciding how to give Johnny the formulae that will make him taller.]
You know needles freak me out!
We could give you a suppository.
What's that? [Mary whispers something in Johnny's ear.] Are you nuts?!
(After receiving a suppository) Man, I hate getting medicine like that!
Hey, let's all laugh now like they do at the end of old sitcoms.
Ok!
[Johnny, Dukey, Susan & Mary all laugh.]
[After Truth Johnny insults a girl.]
Why'd you say that to her?
Because it's the truth, that's why.
Yeah, but it hurt her feelings.
So what should I do? Lie like you always do?
No, but if you don't have anything nice to say maybe you shouldn't say anything at all, even if it's the truth. How about that?!
Blah, blah, blah! Not my fault if people can't handle the truth. They'll just have to get over it.
Ok, that's it! You're going down!
No, the truth is you're going down.
I will stop the truth from hurting peoples' feelings!
The truth hurts! Get over it!
You're all ugly!
Ok, I am hating the truth today!
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