Kevin and Joan in “Touch Move”

So, I was in the "in" crowd. I just got to see the jerks closer up. Why do you think I spent so much time playing sports? I didn't like that social thing so much. People were mean, it was boring. I wanted to play my own game.

Oh my god! Somebody just said that to me yesterday. About chess.

Well, it's the basic rule of any sport. Otherwise you're always on the defensive posture, always reacting to the other guy.

You really weren't happy in high school? You really felt like a reject sometimes?

Everybody does. Even the ones who claim they don't. You-- you are going to find some people who totally get what a non-repulsive, sub-defective you are. Trust in yourself a little bit, you'll figure it out. And if you need me to roll over anyone, let me know.

Sub-defective.