Woman
Joan Girardi? Sign Here.
Joan
Oh. I never get anything in the mail.
Woman
You owe eleven dollars and fifty cents.
[Joan turns around to call her mom for the money.]
Woman
Un uh. You have twelve dollars in you pocket you were going to use to buy a Frappuccino and a muffin when you skip history class after lunch. Which by the way. Do not do that.
Joan
Oh God. You're just a three ring circus aren't you?
God
Ok, price went up. Give me the whole twelve.
Joan
What are you going to do with money?
God
It's not what I'm going to do with it. It's what you're going to do without it.
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