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Joan of Arcadia · Season 1

Kevin and Joan in “Touch Move”

Kevin

Joan, can I borrow your hair dryer so I can look extra handsome for my job interview at Wiener World? Joan?

Joan

[Springing up from under her blanket] WHAT?

Kevin

[Jumps] Don't scare the cripple, my fight or flight impulse is very confused. What were you doing?

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