Made-up news isn't real news, Piggley.
S1 E23A Little Bit of Something Extra! Extra!
Hopping hairballs! No Little Baa! Where are you?!
[seeing Little Baa in the cauliflower box] The cauliflower is alive!
S1 E24Ferny Gets a Crush
[The sheep are terrified by the sound of Padrig's tractor backfiring.]
Hey, hey. What are you guys hiding behind me for? Oh yeah, I forgot. Defender of the flock, and all that. Hey, you think maybe we could start that defending stuff tomorrow?
[The sheep bleat and push Wiley to the door.]
Alright, I'm going, I'm going. What a stupid day to become a knight.
[Wiley goes outside, and sees smoke from the tractor coming out from the side of the barn.]
Sweet Sally from Sligo! It's a dragon! Some day, I'm sure I'll look back on this thing and laugh. Or scream in terror. Who knows?
S1 E26Lucky U
[singing Molly Malone while watering his garden]
She wheeled the wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow
Crying "Cockles and mussels!"
"Alive, alive-oh!"
"Alive, alive-oh...!"
"Alive, alive..."
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