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Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks · Season 1, Episode 7

Padrig, Mr. Hornsby and others in “Teacher Creature”

[Piggley imagines how Mr. Hornsby's visit to his family will go.]

Padrig

Well, Hornsby...

Mr. Hornsby

That's Mr. Hornsby!

Elly

[clears her throat] Would you like some--

Mr. Hornsby

Please raise your hand before speakin'.

[Piggley nervously slides underneath the table.]

Mr. Hornsby

Ohhhh, sit up, young man!

[Piggley sits up straight. This causes Molly to laugh.]

Mr. Hornsby

Who is laughin'?!

[Piggley points to Molly, who immediately sits up straight.]

Mr. Hornsby

[tuts disappointed] Oh... [starts grading the family one by one] "F", "F", "F"... "F".

[Molly pats her chest, then burps. The family gasps in horror. Mr. Hornsby is furious.]

Mr. Hornsby

[dramatically clearing his throat] Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-em?! That is one more big... fat... "F".

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