[Piggley, Ferny, and Dannan have caught a small fish that they think is the Salmon of Knowledge. They are keeping it in the well on the farmyard.]
Do you really think that's the Salmon of Knowledge, Piggley?
Course, it is! [to Ferny] Go ahead. Ask him somethin'. He knows everythin'.
Uh... [clears throat] Uh, Mr. Brainy Fish, uh, sir. Do ya... Uh, do ya know what, uh... I had for breakfast this mornin'?
[The fish looks up at Ferny, blows one bubble, then swims away from him.]
There. See? He says "Yes". He knows.
I didn't hear anything.
One bubble means "yes", and two bubbles means "no".
Okay, so what did Ferny have for breakfast today, hmm?
Mr. Salmon says he had... [deep breath; quickly] Six eggs, fried spuds, soda bread with marmalade, fruit, kippers, beans, and mushrooms, and porridge with milk, the top of the bottle.
Oh... That's absolutely amazing! It really is the Salmon of Knowledge!
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