So CB, What's my assignment? [Jackie carries Jade's backpack]
The only assignments you'll be getting today are at school.
Aw...
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But, what about freedom of expression? This is America, you know.
Jade, this has nothing to do with free speech and everything to do with self control. Promise me, no more burping.
Fine. I'll just explode from a builds of gas when I'm 16.
Jade, stay here.
Seriously, [Jackie is shocked] don't you ever get tired saying that?
I will draw their fire, you run back to Captain Black's truck.
But, Jackie...
And no arguments.
Jade?
Uncle Jackie!
Waah! What happened to you?!
What's happening to me?!
Jade, tell me you're fooling around Uncle's spells.
No, I swear! I just looked up and bam! Toad girl!
It's alright. Uncle will know what to do.
But what if I'm a girl toad forever? Just sitting around and eating flies, waiting to croak?
Baru? Here we come! I am so gonna kick butt in that game! Woo-Hoo! Yeah!
We're not going to Baru to compete,Jade. You will stay here with Tohru.
Aw come on, Uncle Jackie. I've seen every single episodes of International Island Challenge. [Jackie stands up as she grabs his leg tighter] You gotta take me!
Jade.
I know, I know. I always have to play the home version.
Hey, Jackie.
[startled] Jade, what are you doing here?!
Get serious.
Sorry, Jackie.
Jade, listen to me. I told you before we are not here to play games.
[gasps]
Jade...
What? We were just talking.
Relax, they're not home.
Aah! Jade, go back to the treehouse.
Jackie, three words. Flat. Screen. Television.
How many times do I have to tell you? We must stay focused on our mission, not the game.
[yawns and stretches her arms as she wakes up] [gasps] It's my birthday! yes! [pumps both arms in excitement]
[scene transition to the Section 13 vault]
[non-chalant tone] Oh~ there you are! What's everybody doing?
[no response]
[to Uncle] Is the Chi Containment Unit stable?
You want demon chi kept safe? Yes? then let Uncle work without looky-loos~
Heeelloo? Anybody wanna say something?
Good Morning, Jade.
Is that all? Don't ya know what today is?
Ah'cha! [slaps his head in realization] Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.
Ah c'mon, you know it's my birthday~ [begins talking fast] Now for breakfast, I want chocolate chip pancakes with whip cream and strawberries and—
I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy round Section 13 this morning. We will have to celebrate your birthday -later-
What!? how much later?
Uhh... Just be patient.
[obvious disappointment] Awwww.
Okay, Jackinator. You go left, I'll go right. And we'll catch Drago...
Jade, you stay here.
You can't go in without backup. Hmph.
I am sorry, Jade. Your birthday celebration will have to wait just a little longer.
That's okay. We can party in San Diego!
Uh... It's too dangerous. You stay here.
That's not right. You can't dis the birthday girl.
Hey, Jackie. [Jackie is startled]
Drago!
And... Strikemaster Ice?
Hey, Pizza-face got a Drago makeover!
Yo dawg, you didn't say nothing about putting the hurt on Chan. First day on the job and we already get a bonus!
Now that we have the flower power, it's time to party down! I'm still the birthday girl for 10 hours!
We'll be back home in time for big birthday dinner.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Jackie Chan Adventures pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.