I'm very sorry about this.
You should be sorry! We are not used to travelling with outsiders! You are ruining our Feng Shui!
Uh, I meant about the Talismans. I just couldn't get the rocks to work their magic!
[grabbing the Rooster Talisman from Black's backpack] You gotta have the right touch.
[grabs the Talisman and puts it back] Jade...
Not even for demonstration purposes?
[snaps her finger, unknowingly activating the Monkey Talisman power] Rats. [transforms a nearby boulder into a statue of rats]
Do not be concerned, friends. The power of the Talismans, lies within.
Jackie, Jackie... the Holy man speaks in the mystical sense, as in, May the force be with you, or We are the world. Right?
Oh, no no. The power of the Talismans, truly lies within.
[easily lifting up two monks in chairs] Jackie, check it out! I'm super strong! [runs around fast] Super fast, [turns invisible] super gone, [transformers into a monkey] super chimp, [reverts to herself] super Talisman powered! [grabs a green cloth and wears it like a cape] I'm T-Girl!
Not sure. But I think each finger controls a different power. Which would leave two unaccounted for.
Oh, not sure how it happened. Maybe... [realizes] When I got zapped in the vault! Duh. [smacks her forehead, unleashing the Pig Talisman's Heat Beam power, blowing a hole in the temple] Whoa! So that's how I do heat beam eyes! Maybe dragon blast is my belly button!
No Jade, no dragon blast!
Power must be returned to their proper vessels with a restoration spell.
But we must first retrieve the Talismans themselves.
Well what are we waiting for? Let's find Wong and stomp his ancient troub-
[Jackie grabs her]
But Jackie, I have the power!
Which Daolon Wong wants. Which is why you must stay here. Safe.
[After Uncle, Jackie, and Black have been captured and trapped in the ground by Daolon Wong]
Do not waste your strength, someone will come.
Let us hope it's not a wolf.
Or a yeti. [pause] Well they have those here, right?
Come and get me! [blows a raspberry at Daolon Wong, resulting in her activating the Dragon Talisman's power from her mouth]
[after trying to heal Supermoose with the Horse Talisman, which actually uses the Dragon Talisman's power and destroys Supermoose]
Uh, what was the Dragon Blast doing in the Horse Talisman?
Jackie? Hello? I may be a rag doll, but I'm still T-Girl.
[after stumbling into a secret meeting] Uh, hello. Sorry to interrupt your function. I'll just find my way-
Thou knoweth too much! Thou must be smoten!
He seeketh to learn the mysteries of our fortress!
[Jackie runs into a room, which the Magisters follow him into]
He has spied, the secret library!
Umm, library? What library? [runs again into another room]
He hath discovered the hidden armory!
I'm just looking for an exit! [runs down a hall into another room]
Ehh! He hath entered the private water closet!
M Magister
He is privy to our privy!
Dangerous. I fell into a hidden fortress, and men in robes attacked me with magic spe-
NO NO! The M-word Jackie! My superiors already think I'm cracking up! And they're istening-le to my ohne calls-phe!
M1 Magister 1
[pointing to Jackie's cell phone] You have knaved to others of the Magisters!
M2 Magister 2
He knoweth our name!
[hitting the fax machine with a broom] Tohru! The giant phone is possessed!
Thou has faxed our insignia!
[handcuffed to Jackie; to Magister Constable] Give us the key!
Jade... Please give us the key!
Halt! Ye shall be smoten, post-haste!
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