Jackie Chan Adventures quotes

Hello?

Jackie

Uh... Sorry, wrong number. [Jade sighs in relief]

Jackie, next time you make crank call phone loca.

Jade

Living with you guys is gonna rock!

Jackie

[Sighs] You have no idea just yet how much.

You speak English! [Jade shrugs]

Jackie

Now, return me to the present.

Jade

Jackie, you do need me!

Jackie

Jade, how did you know? [Jade points at herself and Uncle]

Where did Jackie go? [Jade shrugs]

Jade

I'm glad you decided to keep me around.

Jackie

Let it just say, I realize that perhaps you have save me a time or two.

Jade

Tch. Try 72.

Jackie

Gah! A broken leg?! But I did not even hit the ground!

Jade

Jackie!

Jackie

Ah, Jade! Did you see the mess you got me into?

Jade

Gee, Jackie. I already admit it was total my fault you slipped in my Gnome Cop action figure and busted your leg.

Jackie

No, not that! If you have got in the way and allow Daolon Wong to take the Deja Vu stone, I wouldn't be lost in time!

Jade

Huh?

Jackie

[Frustrated] Never mind. You are the past Jade. You would not know that.

Jade

Uncle, do you think Jackie's right? Did I really mess things up?

[scoffs] Nonsense, Jade. Jackie needs to watch where he's walking.

Jade

Not the broken leg, the Deja Vu thing! I'm still like a dummy when Long Snake it from me! It's all my fault Jackie's stuck in rerunville!

Jade

Wow, look at Jackie go! Hmmm. Guess he does do okay without my help.

Jade

I'll give Jackie a 9.2 for thinking on his feet for we really work much better as a team.

Jackie

No! No, Jade! Do not get on that plane! [Jade hops inside the plane along with El Toro Fuerte]

Jade

[chuckle nervously] See? Teamwork.

You never listen.

Jade

See the oinker at 12 o' clock?

Jackie

Yes, that is very nice, Jade. But I really not supposed to be here. [Jackie founds the Deja Vu Stone on the cymbals]

There.

Jade

Check it out, I helped!

Jackie

The Deja Vu Stone!

Jade

Yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the Pig Talisman? Tohru!

Hak Foo

Many thanks for leading us to the prize.

You are not welcome!

Hak Foo

You!

Why so afraid? He's an old man.

That will teach foolish Tohru to mess with Uncle with his power by immortality talisman! [Realized] Do not tell faithful apprentice Uncle said that.

Jade

Come on, Jackie! Grab the stone and will yourself back here!

Jade

Hyah! [Kicks Tohru] He's in the house! Hyah! [Saves Captain Black, Uncle and Jackie] I got your back, Jackie!

Jackie

Quick, Jade! The antidote!

Jade

No! Tch. You think I would have gotten right the second time around.

Your past self does not know then but you know now, Jade.

Jackie

Maybe... This is possible to... being cursed to relive all the... worse moments of my life!

Jade

Ooh. If memories were served, here's where I make a star entrance and save the day!

Jackie

Since you have things well in hand, Uncle. I will take my leave. [Gasps]

Daolon Wong

The stone is mine!

Hak Foo

Who is that?!

Jade

And what's with the stone you all keep jabbering about?! Wong snake his way in!

Aiya!

Jade

I call Dragon! [Jackie passes a Dog and Rat Talismans] Dog and Rat? Aw, you gotta hog on the cool ones.

Jackie

Jade, you will remain here.

Jade

What?! No way!

Jackie

Jade, please. I could not live with myself if something happened to you.

Jade

Aw...

Jackie

Super Moose?

Jade

Jackie! [Grabs the Rabbit Talisman and throws it to him]

Jackie

Jade, you are supposed to be...

Jade

I decided I couldn't live with myself if something happened to you.

Jade

Easy, as any ex queen of the ShadowKhan can tell you, wearing the sign of Tarakudo can keep control over ninjas. It's tattoo time.

Jackie

No, Jade. It is far too dangerous even if you have done it before.

I volunteer Tohru.

Jade

Incoming! [Jackie telescopes Jade as she is burping]

Jackie

[Groans] Jade.

Jade

You Tarzan, and me Jade.