Jackie Chan Adventures quotes

Captain Black

I'm very sorry about this.

You should be sorry! We are not used to travelling with outsiders! You are ruining our Feng Shui!

Captain Black

Uh, I meant about the Talismans. I just couldn't get the rocks to work their magic!

Jade

[grabbing the Rooster Talisman from Black's backpack] You gotta have the right touch.

Jackie

[grabs the Talisman and puts it back] Jade...

Jade

Not even for demonstration purposes?

Jackie

No.

Jade

[snaps her finger, unknowingly activating the Monkey Talisman power] Rats. [transforms a nearby boulder into a statue of rats]

Do not be concerned, friends. The power of the Talismans, lies within.

Jackie

You got them back?

Black

Jackie, Jackie... the Holy man speaks in the mystical sense, as in, May the force be with you, or We are the world. Right?

Oh, no no. The power of the Talismans, truly lies within.

Jade

[easily lifting up two monks in chairs] Jackie, check it out! I'm super strong! [runs around fast] Super fast, [turns invisible] super gone, [transformers into a monkey] super chimp, [reverts to herself] super Talisman powered! [grabs a green cloth and wears it like a cape] I'm T-Girl!

Jackie

[shocked] How?!

Jade

Not sure. But I think each finger controls a different power. Which would leave two unaccounted for.

Jackie

Not what I meant!

Jade

Oh, not sure how it happened. Maybe... [realizes] When I got zapped in the vault! Duh. [smacks her forehead, unleashing the Pig Talisman's Heat Beam power, blowing a hole in the temple] Whoa! So that's how I do heat beam eyes! Maybe dragon blast is my belly button!

Jackie

No Jade, no dragon blast!

Power must be returned to their proper vessels with a restoration spell.

Jade

Aw...

But we must first retrieve the Talismans themselves.

Jade

Well what are we waiting for? Let's find Wong and stomp his ancient troub-

Jackie

No.

Jade

But Jackie, I have the power!

Jackie

Which Daolon Wong wants. Which is why you must stay here. Safe.

Do not waste your strength, someone will come.

Jackie

Let us hope it's not a wolf.

Black

Or a yeti. [pause] Well they have those here, right?

Daolon Wong

Hand over the girl!

Jade

Come and get me! [blows a raspberry at Daolon Wong, resulting in her activating the Dragon Talisman's power from her mouth]

Jade

Uh, what was the Dragon Blast doing in the Horse Talisman?

Jade

Jackie? Hello? I may be a rag doll, but I'm still T-Girl.

Jackie

Oh!

Jackie

[after stumbling into a secret meeting] Uh, hello. Sorry to interrupt your function. I'll just find my way-

Thou knoweth too much! Thou must be smoten!

He seeketh to learn the mysteries of our fortress!

He has spied, the secret library!

Jackie

Umm, library? What library? [runs again into another room]

He hath discovered the hidden armory!

Jackie

I'm just looking for an exit! [runs down a hall into another room]

Ehh! He hath entered the private water closet!

He is privy to our privy!

Jackie

Captain Black?

Captain Black

Jackie! How's England?

Jackie

Dangerous. I fell into a hidden fortress, and men in robes attacked me with magic spe-

Captain Black

NO NO! The M-word Jackie! My superiors already think I'm cracking up! And they're istening-le to my ohne calls-phe!

[pointing to Jackie's cell phone] You have knaved to others of the Magisters!

Jackie

Magisters?

He knoweth our name!

Jackie

He just said it!

[hitting the fax machine with a broom] Tohru! The giant phone is possessed!

Thou has faxed our insignia!

Jackie

It didn't go through!

Jade

[handcuffed to Jackie; to Magister Constable] Give us the key!

Jackie

Jade... Please give us the key!

Halt! Ye shall be smoten, post-haste!