TV show quotes
[Liv in a low voice] Ghost Cobra. Gray Area. Superfly. Mega Fist. Blue Swallow. Detective Babineaux needs your help. And someday, you may need his. Think of him as your Jim Gordon.
I'm not your Jim Gordon.
That's right. He's his own man. Detective Clive Babineaux. Remember that name. Your friend in the Seattle PD.
The Fog, he was attacked by another guy in a costume. Tic-Tac-Toe Man, or something.
That's Hashtag. I'll bring him in. He's another joker in a mask.
You know where to find him?
All you have to do is summon Hashtag is to hashtag, Hashtag.
Ideally, the name should be symbolic and correspond with your aesthetic and/or powers. Okay. Give this one a moment. Don't say no right away. 'Ol' Scratchy'!
So I spoke to these muggers P.O. and got a last place of employment. Turns out, they work together. Wanna go check them out?
[Liv in a low voice] I make time for justice.
[as Ravi rocks his head up and down, smiling]
[Clive and Liv find Mr. Boss in the Santa outfit]
That's Mr. Boss. He's head of the biggest crime syndicate in Seattle.
[Liv in a low voice] So all this Santa delivers to our city is crime.
I'm a CPA, not a super villain!
What exactly is a 'vigilante crime fighter'?
You know exactly what he is, a superhero. A selfless defender of those who can't defend themselves.
I see. I don't want to pretend to know how to do your job, but it just seems to me, your best bet, would be to aim a floodlight into the night sky with his logo burned into it. I'm sure he'd find you.
This fight is freakin' Groundhog Day.
[Blaine brings the dying man Drake Holloway to the police morgue]
We are not an emergency room. We're not equipped for this. This man is dying, and your first thought is to bring him here?
Actually, my first thought was to call you and have you come to my place, but I had some concern you wouldn't show, so...
[Liv in a low voice] This city needs more than a symbol.
Yeah, you keep saying stuff like that. I'll follow behind you, jotting notes for the graphic novel.
"Super Dead," that's just too awkward to say. "Help me, Super Dead." Ooh! "Mighty Whitey!" what do you think?
I think I would be the Ku Klux Klan's favorite superhero.
Fair enough. What do you think about calling yourself "Doctor Power"? "Dead Power"? "Doctor Dead"? How about "Snow Woman"? Because you're ice-cold, right? Potentially deadly. And...
A woman. Clever.
The Fog thought he was the king of the superheroes. Always bad-mouthing me to the others. Then I find out he's got a super-team and doesn't ask me. Do you know how many marketing opportunities I was going to lose out on if I wasn't included? You ever hear of Snake Bite?
No.
But I bet you can name everyone in the Justice League, can't you? I rest my case.
You were dying, and in an effort to save you... Well, we had a zombie scratch you. I may have buried the lead here. Zombies are a real thing.
So the fact that I crave...
Brains? Yeah, that's a zombie thing. But fear not, everything's gonna be just fine. If you follow my instructions, you'll have all the brains you need.
I need brains.
[Blaine chuckles] Sorry. Wow. I am really rusty at the 'Welcome to Team-Z' speech. I should've made pamphlets.
Now what was it that made The Fog want to form his super-team?
The Fog heard Mr. Boss was bringing in a shipment of guns.
Mr. Boss, huh?
Yeah. He said they were big-ass guns.
So, what was the plan?
We really didn't get to the 'hearing the plan' part.
Mr. Boss? Guns? That's some super-dangerous stuff.
[Liv in a low voice] You disappoint me.
Yeah, that's what The Fog said. [Mega Fist sighs] I'm sorry. I work at a cold-pressed juicery during the day. I'm not taking on a crime lord.
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