FThe Fog
I'm the Fog. And tonight... I'm thick with justice.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
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CRCarlos Rena
[the two men chase down a female victim in the street, knocking her to the ground] Get up, bitch!
FThe Fog
Prey on the weak. Feast on my fury.
[Major scoffs] No 'pfft!' There's no 'pfft!'
All right, you should've been able to see from your snooping that I haven't texted her since we got back together.
How do I know that you didn't call her from a landline?
Because it's not 1987.
I'm sorry, Seattle has a vigilante crime fighter called The Fog? How did I not know about this?
Oh, we've got a few superhero wannabes here.
Everyone on the force knew this guy. His name is Chris Allred, AKA The Fog. He was a high school shop teacher by day, but at night, he would put on a costume and patrol the streets. He considered himself a real-life superhero.
So he was crazy?
The Fog certainly took some licks for the greater good.
Ravi, the most this guy ever did was momentarily distract criminals, who were shocked to see a grown man in tights.
'Hell hath have no fury like a zombie on stalker brain thinking she's been scorned.'
[Don E. brings in a dying man to Blaine's funeral home]
DEDon Everheart
(nervously) This is so bad. This is so bad, you got to do something.
'Dammit Don E., I'm a brain dealer not a doctor!'
How familiar are you with the movie... Dawn of the Dead?
I've seen it.
Remember how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Yeah.
You're what's outside of the mall. You're a zombie.
I think it's noble to go out and pursue danger to protect the innocent, to be an active symbol of hope. To show the world that one person can make a difference.
I just think it's kind of ridiculous.
Would you say that to Batman?
If he were real, yes, I would.
I was afraid this would happen.
You were afraid someone would find a grown-ass man in a cape in the back of a garbage truck? Pretty specific fear.
Be careful out there.
Our mugging victim ID'd her assailants. They're both in the system.
[Liv in a low voice] They're not in the system. They are the system.
[Clive hesitates] Yeah, not really following.
[Liv slowly walks up to Clive] There are bad people in this world. We put them in cages, expect them to change, they never do.
[Ravi inspects The Fog's utility belt]
As a man who's mentally assembled his own utility belt, I find The Fog's impressive. Carabiner hooks. Giant marble. Oh! A giant marble.
Marble?
Always handy. Mace. [Ravi sniffs the mace] No. No, wait. It's chloroform. And the handiest of crime-fighting tools, duct tape.
IEImposing Elf
What are you supposed to be?
[Liv turns into her zombie rage mode] I'm the nightmare before Christmas.
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