Mac, Dennis and others in “The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis”

How are we suppose to scale back our energy costs when you are filling this generator with gasoline?

Yeah bro, since when did you start running the bar on a gas generator?

About a week ago. I've been doing it for about a week.

Why would you do that?!

Well because you know electricity is so expensive man. So I figured let's get a generator and you know run the bar on it.

Are you kidding me?! Gasoline is like a thousand times more expensive than electricity!

You know what Charlie, you shouldn't be making these decisions anyway, okay? You're not the decision making type. As the brains of this organization, I should have made this decision.

Hey, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry. Since when did you become the brains?

Uhh...I'm sorry. I've always been the brains.

What?! What are you talking about? I thought I was the brains. What the hell am I?

You're the looks.

Well, yeah, of course I'm the looks, but I always thought of myself as the brains and the looks.

No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, and Charlie is the wildcard. That's...

Whoa! That's awesome.

Yeah! Yeah, that's the classic setup. You know this, no? Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? Looks, brains, wildcard. Think about it! The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it!

Oh shit!

Yes! Right? Our problem is that we don't stick to that basic format and it gets us in trouble.

So what you're saying is that by breaking from that format, we're actually limiting our ability to be as successful as those organizations.

You're totally right, dude.

Great, onto the matter at hand. We're getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies with their ten gallon hats and their rotten ass-plowing hearts. So, as the brains of this organization, I came up with a plan.

Lay it on us, bud.

It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. [long pause] Not gay sex.

Ah...okay, 'cause that's what it sounded like. What did you mean...

We're gonna solve the gas crisis!

Oh, good!