Dennis and Charlie in “The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis”

Hello ma'am. Well, uh, what a lovely house dress.

Yeah, well you're lookin' all sorts o' good!

Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy young lady so we're not going to waste your time today.

Nah, we're just a couple oil men in from Dallas and well, heh, we're itching like a hound to give you ah somethin' you want.

Heh, what my associate is trying to say is that we're here to offer your community a much needed service...

Hells yeah! We want to fill you up if you so inclined to let us.

Please let me do the talking. Please.

Now, we ain't gonna take no for an answer now you here, heh. Okay? So don't be making me sick my associate on your here, alright? He don't take kindly to no. So, can I fill you up or what?