Frank
You're not calling the cops! They'll find the bug I'm gonna plant!
Dee
That's a baby monitor, Frank. You're planting a baby monitor?
Frank
Yeah, a lot of people are bugging their babies these days... I guess babies can't be trusted...
Dee
What are you expecting to find?
Frank
Lot of shady shit.
Dee
Like what?
Frank
Like maybe Bruce is banging dudes!
Dee
Why would that be shady?
Frank
Maybe the dudes are babies!
Dee
What?! Bruce is not banging any baby dudes!!
[The gang driving in the rape van]
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