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S3 E7

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 7

Dennis, Frank and others in “The Gang Sells Out”

Dennis

Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way we're totally cool with that. To each his own.

Frank

Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?

Dennis

A twink is small and slender, like Mac.

Mac

Oh no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear.

Dennis

Ohh don't think so bro. Not hairy enough.

Frank

Smooth. I would be a bear.

Dennis

No no, see I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you would be, because you're definitely not a twink.

Frank

I'd be a top, that's for sure.

Mac

Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?

Dennis

I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, but I think more often than not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power-bottoms.

Frank

What's a power-bottom?

Mac

A power-bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

Dennis

Actually Mac, you got it backwards. See, a power-bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work.

Frank

Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?

Mac

Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

Dennis

Speed has everything to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right, buddy?

(notices that Corporate Guy has left)

Mac

Goddammit!

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