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S3 E7

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 7

Mac, Charlie and others in “The Gang Sells Out”

Mac

You promised you wouldn't bring up the helicopter!

Charlie

Dude, you're not the boss of me, okay?

Mac

Technically, Charlie, I am the boss of you, because I own half your shares!

Charlie

Since when?

Mac

You sold me half your shares of the bar for "goods and services"!

Dennis

Wait, you've definitely given me half your shares too, dude!

Charlie

Maybe I gave you guys a couple of shares when my back was against the wall and I needed a little breathing room--

Mac

Bro, you gave me a shitload of shares one time for half a sandwich!

Charlie

What're you guys doing? Is this a hose job, where you're hosing me down?

Dennis

Dude, you hosed yourself down!

Mac

You hosed yourself up and down, Charlie!

Charlie

C'mon, what do you guys want me to do?

Mac

I don't care!

Dennis

Yeah, get a job!

Charlie

Oh, get a job?

Mac

Yeah!

Charlie

Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO JOBLAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES?!!!

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