You promised you wouldn't bring up the helicopter!
Dude, you're not the boss of me, okay?
Technically, Charlie, I am the boss of you, because I own half your shares!
Since when?
You sold me half your shares of the bar for "goods and services"!
Wait, you've definitely given me half your shares too, dude!
Maybe I gave you guys a couple of shares when my back was against the wall and I needed a little breathing room--
Bro, you gave me a shitload of shares one time for half a sandwich!
What're you guys doing? Is this a hose job, where you're hosing me down?
Dude, you hosed yourself down!
You hosed yourself up and down, Charlie!
C'mon, what do you guys want me to do?
I don't care!
Yeah, get a job!
Oh, get a job?
Yeah!
Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO JOBLAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES?!!!
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