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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 3

Frank and Dennis in “Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead”

Frank

I got good news! Your mother is dead--ha!

Dennis

Yeah, right. Nice try. Very funny, Frank.

Frank

I'm serious this time. She had a botched neck lift! She's as dead as disco--hehehe! Who wants champagne?! [Frank pops the cork on a bottle of champagne]

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