Hi, can I get a drink?
Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than bustin' a nut.
Excuse me?
Bustin' a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowin' your load.
Oh, God.
He said it was a funny joke. [pointing to Dennis]
Well, no... Hold on.
Yeah, it's like coming all over you. It's light, it's playful.
Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific.
Sorry. We jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light.
No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.
Well, where do I jizz?
You don't jizz.
How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz?
No, ma'am, I think what...
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
Ma'am, what would you like to drink? And we won't jizz on anything.
Not like Mac's ever had an orgasm. [Laughs]
Holy shit, you're late.
She was late.
Go back in your light.
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