Dee, Mac and others in “The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award”

Dee

[Sigh]

Mac

What's wrong, Dee? Oh, nothing. Let me guess-- boyfriend troubles? This guy doesn't know what he's got. He's really ugly, too.

I'm sorry, are you talking to me?

Mac

Yeah. I said her boyfriend's ugly. Pay attention, bozo.

Dee

Okay, he's not ugly, all right? That wouldn't make any sense. That's-that... He's not ugly.

Mac

Dude's a total tool, too.

Dee

You know what he's not? He's not covered in stupid tattoos and he doesn't have a cigarette for a mother.

Mac

[Chokes Dee] What?! Don't talk shit about my mom!