(Cut to the front of the bookstore. Frank and his gang buddies are playing jacks while Mac looks on in bewilderment and disgust.)
Mac (sarcastic): This is very intimidating, Frank.
Don't worry, we're sending out an strong message, Mac, don't you worry. (A man and his kids walk by.)
Hey, look, kids, it's a 50's doo-wop group.
Mac (does a double take): What?! No, we're not a 50's doo-wop group!
Hey, listen, would you sing us a song?
Mac (annoyed): We don't sing, guy!
Oh, yeah, we do. We'll sing, we'll sing for you. Right, boys?
Mac (dumbfounded): You guys sing?!
Of course, we sing! We're a gang!
No, no, no, no, gangsters don't sing!
What're you talking about? You ever hear of gangster rap?
we're not gonna intimidate anybody if we're entertaining the whole goddamn neighborhood!
Listen to this: (Frank blows a pitch pipe, and they break out into song.)
Bum-bum-bum....
Those darn Yellow Jacket Boys,
Buzz-Buzz-Bumble,
They don't pay for soda pop,
Cause they really rumble
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, Oooh, ooo-ooo...
(As they sing (with Frank adding buzzing noises and "stings" in the background), it slowly dawns on Mac that he's hitched his cart to the wrong star...again. One of the children puts money in the still-full cup of coffee he was drinking out of. He's had it.)
Goddammit! (He walks away.) Goddammit!
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