[Drunk and slurring] Sooo I thought we could celebrate, with some pizza! And soome beer! Ohhh, that's right! I ate all the pizza, and I drank all the beer.
“Mac's Banging the Waitress” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (3), Dennis Reynolds (1)
[in Dennis' bed] Am I peeing?...Hey guys, if I'm peeing, wake me up!
Just got a couple long-range walkie-talkies.
Oh, cool. Did you get one for me?
I... diiiid... noooot.
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