Lewis Ford quotes from In Plain Sight

Lewis Ford

[sees Mary climbing down the tower of rubble towards him] Mary!

Mary

No, no, don't get up. God forbid you show some manners.

Lewis Ford

You need to get outta here!

Mary

Again with the manners? I'm not here 30 seconds, you're kickin' me out! What, were you raised by guinea pigs? [slips and falls down the rubble] Okay, okay, I might have just soiled myself.

Lewis Ford

[wincing in pain] Don't make me laugh!

Mary

So this is your new place? [slowly makes her way towards Lewis, who's buried in rubble] It's very industrial retro.

Lewis Ford

Where's my housewarming gift?

Mary

I never did get why when someone buys a new house you're supposed to buy them a present. I mean, why not just put a tip jar by the door?

Lewis Ford

Thanks for coming, but you need to get outta here, the whole building's gonna come down.

Mary

Quit being such a drama queen Lewis, we'll both be outta here in no time. You should see the show out there. [finally arrives at Lewis's side] So, you know, where's it hurt? I mean, other than everywhere?

Mary

[grabbing a medical bag that the doctor has thrown down] Please God let there be a ham sandwich in that bag. Okay Doc, walk me through this.

Before you do anything, you need to put on a pair of surgical gloves.

Mary

No glove, no love.

You're not allergic to latex, are you?

Mary

If I had a nickel for every time I've been asked that question...

Lewis Ford

If I wasn't dying, you'd be funny.

Mary

You're not dying. This was all just a ruse to get me to play doctor.

Lewis Ford

What would you do if your partner committed a crime? What would you do? Answer the question, Mary.

Mary

I would stand by him. No matter what, because that's what partners do. You said it yourself: At the end of the day, all that matters you and your partner. You turned on your partner. The second things got ugly, Lewis. The one constant that gets me through it all, the only reason that makes it okay for me to be up here with a worm like you, is I have a partner who has my back, 24/7, no matter what. ... Oh, and Marshall, for the record, I'd sell you out for a Twinkie.