Mary, Doctor and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mary

[grabbing a medical bag that the doctor has thrown down] Please God let there be a ham sandwich in that bag. Okay Doc, walk me through this.

Before you do anything, you need to put on a pair of surgical gloves.

Mary

No glove, no love.

You're not allergic to latex, are you?

Mary

If I had a nickel for every time I've been asked that question...

Lewis Ford

If I wasn't dying, you'd be funny.

Mary

You're not dying. This was all just a ruse to get me to play doctor.