Abigail quotes from In Plain Sight

Whoa! You like it here? I thought you said it was too... something. You must be Mark. I'm Marhsall, Mary's partner. This is Abigail.

Abigail

I'm the girlfriend. Hey, Mark, Mary.

Uh-huh.

Hey, fun idea. Let me see if they have a table for four.

That is fun. I'll supervise. Is this 'cause I put your cell phone in jello?

This is because, once upon a time, you got to grill my dad on my youthful indiscretions. And you know what they say about payback.

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Abigail

I am thinking of buying Marshall a first edition of Leaves of Grass. Do you know if he has it already?

[laughs] Right. Because I've got Marshall's pretentious book collection memorized.

Abigail

Well, I just thought you might...

Tell me you're not one of those psycho girlfriends trolling for intel about the guy she's dating.

Abigail

Mary, this isn't a trick question. It's not espionage. You know Marshall better than he knows himself, and you sit five feet away from him ten hours a day.

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Let's move in together. You, me, and Oscar.

Abigail

Okay. I'll give notice tomorrow.

I'm serious.

Abigail

So am I.

It's not too soon?

Abigail

Marshall, he's a dog. He'll adjust.

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Abigail

You scared me.

I scared you? For me it was the sniper fire. Ow.

Abigail

Don't a baby. Let me get the glass out.

Sorry you got dragged into this sub-optimal situation.

Abigail

Well, I'm not sure I mentioned it, but in my off-time I do a little detective work. Dead bodies, flying bullets, kind a part of the job description.

If anything happened, I want you to know I...

Abigail

What? You'd throw yourself on top of Mary?

No. I mean, yes. She's my partner, Abigail, and she's pregnant. My instincts kicked in.

Abigail

I get it. I do.

Do you?

Abigail

I do.

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God, I'm tired.

You're in your third trimester. The baby's exerting pressure on your lumbar spine, obstructing the venous return from your legs.

Is it wrong to want to pop this kid out early on the off chance it'll stop your graphic recollections of freshman bio?

It's perfectly natural.

I should have been here for her. [referring to her sister Brandi]

It was impossible today, and you are every other day.

Marshall, it was her wedding day and I was AWOL. AWOL maid of honor. So, earlier, you know, thanks for, you know.

The courthouse?

Yeah. By the way, you falling on top of me instead of her, how'd that go over with Nancy Drew?

I told her it was just instinct.

You douche. You said that?

She understands. She gets it. You're my partner.

Yeah. Running through that hallway today, the bullets flying, the running, I don't know. I just, you really feel the weight of this, you know? I just... I don't know.

Abigail

Marshall. Hey.

Uh, listen, I can...

No, no. It's fine. I'm fine. Really.

You need a lift?

I'm good.

Come on. I'm not going to leave you, literally, at the altar. Well, technically it's a chuppah. A chuppah. Chuppah.

Don't. Don't make me laugh. My uterus. No guttural C-H.

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Abigail

So it was just the two of you at the funeral home. Wow. Intimate.

It's her father, Ab. She's my partner.

Abigail

Marshall, I need you to remove the phrase "she's my partner" from your arsenal. I know she's your partner.

My arsenal?

Abigail

I don't want to be that girl. Don't make me that girl. The insecure -- yes, she's your partner and she is your friend. Your best friend.

You've got to understand --

Abigail

When do we come first? I mean, Marshall, skipping an appointment to meet with our minister?

I wasn't skipping.

Abigail

Cancelling. Last minute because Mary needs you. Again.

Look, Mary and I --

Abigail

I get it. You know what? I don't get it. I don't even think you do, not really, and until you do, until you figure this out, I think we need to put any appointments with ministers, any anything with ministers, on hold.

Abigail.

Abigail

Marshall, I love you. This isn't jealousy. This is important for me, important for you. Just talk to her.