Abigail and Mary in “Unfinished Business”

Abigail

I am thinking of buying Marshall a first edition of Leaves of Grass. Do you know if he has it already?

Mary

[laughs] Right. Because I've got Marshall's pretentious book collection memorized.

Abigail

Well, I just thought you might...

Mary

Tell me you're not one of those psycho girlfriends trolling for intel about the guy she's dating.

Abigail

Mary, this isn't a trick question. It's not espionage. You know Marshall better than he knows himself, and you sit five feet away from him ten hours a day.