(Carly, Freddie, and Spencer are hiding from Spencer's alarm robot)
We've got to get back to school!
We have a history test!
Can't you turn your stupid alarm bot off?
I am trying to disarm it!
(Spencer pushes a button on his remote) Armed. (He pushes it again) Armed. (He pushes it again) Armed.
Gah, I can't turn it off! Maybe we can-
(the doorbell rings)
Wait! That was just the doorbell, right?
Or does that mean your stupid killing machine's about to explode?
It was just the doorbell.
(from the other side of the door) Hello? What's happening in there?
It's my mom! If she opens the door, she's gonna get blasted!
(yelling) Mrs. Benson, don't open the door! I'm not wearing pants!
Oh, my gosh!
Scanning pants...
Wait!
What?
If your mom opens the door then that crazy killing machine's gonna focus on her, and then Spencer can run over and unplug it!
Oh, that's good!
No! I don't want my mom to get blasted in the face and torso with popcorn kernels!
Oh, why not?
She's so irritating! It'll just be for a second 'til I unplug it.
(sighs) Alright, fine! Do it!
(yelling) Okay, Mrs. Benson, I found my pants! C'mon in!
(Mrs. Benson opens the door and walks into the apartment)
What is going on in here?
(focuses on Mrs. Benson) Tracking intruder.
I do not appreciate all of the noise that's been coming from... AAH!
(the Alarm Bot starts shooting Mrs. Benson with popcorn kernels. She is backed up against her door in the hallway)
(to Spencer) GO!
Go unplug it!
Yeah, I'll go!
(Spencer runs over to the outlet where the Alarm Bot is plugged in to. He starts pulling at the plug, but it doesn't come out. Mrs. Benson shouts as the Alarm Bot continues to pelt her with popcorn kernels)
Hurry up!
Unplug it!
I AM TRYING! (Spencer pulls the outlit out of the wall, still not unplugging the Alarm Bot) Oh, my gosh!
Dude!
What?!
(Spencer still struggles with unplugging the Alarm Bot. Mrs. Benson keeps shouting as the Alarm Bot countinues to pelt her)
Get it out!
What's happening?! What am I being pelted with?!
(the Alarm Bot is beginning to run out of popcorn kernels. Spencer is still trying to unplug it)
What are you doing?
Come on!
(the Alarm Bot fires at Mrs. Benson a few more times before finally running out of popcorn kernels and stopping)
Empty.
(finally pulls the plug out of the outlet) GOT IT! (raises his arms victoriously in the air) YEAH!
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