Oh, I'm home! This is where I belong, back in the bosom of my youth!
[laughing with Freddie] Ha, Bosom.
I know. [giggle with Gibby]
[Maurice clucks]
Maurice! Oh, Maurice, I missed you so much! Give me some beak! [kisses Maurice]
This place brings back the memories, huh?
Yep. Hey, Nora, remember when your clown had an aneurism, or should I say, clownurism?
Yes, poor Cramps!
Ok, kids, we don't need to talk about that terrible day! Not when we have this beautiful buffet of Norwegian foods. [brings everyone round the table of food, and takes of the foil from the food]
Yeahh, what exactly are, 'Norwegian Foods'?
Well, we have lutefisk.
Lutefisk?
It's dry cod fish soaked in lie solution for several days.
That's nauseating.
Nauseatingly delicious!
And then we have warm tongue with flan.
Oooo! And about desert?
[Nora's mother takes of the foil of the desert]
[gasps] Beef cookies and cream! [gasps again]
[Freddie looks disgusted whilst getting out his phone]
Ok, [picks up a lutefisk] even I can't eat this chiz! [and throws it back down again disgusted]
Hey, there's no way we're gonna make the last train back to Seattle.
I'll just text Spencer and tell him to come pick us up. [gets out her phone and texts Spencer] "Hey, pick us up from Nora's at about 9 o'clock-"
Try this monkfish liver! [shoves a plate of Norwegian food in Sam and Carly's faces]
[Sam stands there with a disgusted look on her face]
"..Or sooner."
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